Well now,

Beh, You know its times like these I like to complain a lot,but hey might as well make this amusing.
So ya I was talking to this friend of mine who is having a problem and asks me for my advice on what she would do, and she tells me this long complicated story about how people got pissed off at her by stealing their phones and making them take the heat for her and whatnot... She tried her best to make her sound like the victim and she didn't do a good job at it. I told her to go apologize would be the best thing on account how the whole situation was her fault and she said she would and walked off.

Three days Later her friends are still avoiding her. So I asked, "Hey, did you remember to do what I said?" She just turned to me and said, "Nope."
Naturally I asked why and she said, "You never said to apologize." "Now I didn't say did you d apologize now so how do you not remember? Unless you do remember. Which is kind of dumb since you obviously do."
She got all mad and started screaming at me because it wasn't any of my business. But what gets me is, Why come to me for help...If you're not even going to listen to what I say? Man, everyones a bitch these days.